Tina Fey is my hero!

I happen to hate awards shows. I think something happens to me when I see someone who is an actor actually get up and be themselves in front of people. I get uncomfortable because I do not want to see them fail to be charming or funny or, most importantly, INTERESTING. Talk shows are similar but at least they help actors out by having funny or interesting stories set up beforehand. With award shows, actors (especially if they win awards) are vulnerable and therefore, I have HUGE EXPECTATIONS. If you see an actor enough and they have longevity and a reputation for always being charming and interesting (like Tom Hanks or Tina Fey) it is much better, but ultimately, I just can't take the possibility of cringing at who they really are. I don't want the person behind the actor to ruin the actor for me. I think being naturally witty and funny in real life helps actors A LOT. When they are charming, tell a good story, hold your attention...you know they deserve to be doing what they are doing. When someone is actually drab, boring, nervous, too self-absorbed, then I think: how are you an actor? Isn't it your job to keep up appearances?

So, on to Tina Fey.
She is always funny, and interesting, and she is never cringe-worthy in a bad way. She is genuinely funny, and always trying to be thoughtful. She doesn't build herself up so much that she can't be non-funny. She is not the greatest actress, but she sticks to what she is good at, which is smart. And she's always smart, even when she is low-brow. She is approachable but also deserves this high comedic honor. I just love her!

Here is her brilliant speech receiving the Mark Twain Prize for Comedy:

Watch the full episode. See more Mark Twain Prize.

Family Research Council Web survey

This is what I wrote on the FAMILY RESEARCH COUNCIL website survey in answer to this question:

Off the top of your head, what comes to mind when you think of the Family Research Council?

"The notion of family in the true sense of the word, which is about love, respect, growing old together, raising children (or not), is absent from this group. The idea of research is misleading because there is no research happening, and actual research is ignored. A council that promotes hate, violence and false ideas from the bible has no place in a decent society. When there is a lot of money to be made on this hate and violence, it is difficult to give it up, isn't it? When love prevails, you can find yourself a little bit short on revenue, won't you? Get out of other people's bedrooms and realize that LIKE SLAVERY in BOTH the old and new testaments, a false idea can breed racism and also HUGE BUSINESS...and the idea that human lives are linked with people's livelihoods makes it difficult to admit wrong. The overwhelming by-product of the bible's slavery business was racism. When slavery was abolished and condemned DESPITE it being condoned in the bible, it took years to confront racism head-on. When WHEN homosexuality is finally accepted as NOT THAT BIG A DEAL the bible will once again be deemed wrong on yet another hateful business, then the Family Research Council will be no more. And real families - anyone who loves, respects and carries each other through life until death - can pursue happiness together without limits and hateful "councils" working against them."

Thoughts on AMC's The Walking Dead

The Walking Dead
Spoiler Review
I LOVED the first episode. It was well-made and genuinely freaky. The second episode was exciting but I have a few major problems. The premise of the show is zombies want to eat the living, pretty simple concept. And the viewer is meant to go along with the living, cheering them on whenever the dead come to eat them. This is not something you need to pump up with needless plot devices. Let the concept BE! We are sufficiently puckered up as a given with the zombies, and that's enough! I am so sick of writers adding elements that they think add drama. They don't add drama, they add frustration. Here's what happened.

Some plot frustrations from episodes 1 and 2 are in bold: One of the main characters is a white sheriff, who was shot and in the hospital when the zombies took over the world. He wakes up (I can tell you what the show is by naming 2 movies: The Mist meets 28 Days Later) and finds that zombies now walk the streets, craving flesh. He is dumbfounded and freaked, but kind of reacts like this isn't such a surprise. Anyway, he goes home to find his wife and daughter missing. But then he figures they fled. He meets a black father and his son who are hold up in a house, hiding from the zombies. They fight some off, but the zombies are attracted to noise, so gunshots only draw more to them. Oops! Finally they make it to the sheriff's office where the sheriff stock-piles all the weapons and sets off to find people in the big city (Atlanta). The father and son tell him that there is a safe camp there, perhaps. So Sheriff sets off with all these weapons and the father and son stay behind (Why? I didn't understand why). First off, there are no silencers in the sheriff's department? None? Okay, fine. So he drives and then in the city of course he is chased by thousands of zombies it seems and he hides in a tank. The army no longer exists, I guess, because no one in the army leaves a tank behind on purpose. So in the tank someone comes over the radio. Sheriff listens to the guy on the other end and makes a run for it. The fact that he didn't think to try to drive the tank is really annoying. Sheriff makes it to the other guy, an asian guy, all while shooting lots of loud bullets into zombie heads. When he gets into a building he meets up with other people who are angry for him creating all this zombie attention towards them. One white woman holds a gun to his head (he's wearing his sheriff's outfit) as if she is going to kill a living person. Are you serious? The zombies want to kill everyone, take one of them out instead if you are going to fire a loud bullet. Of course, she decides not to shoot him in the face. I don't know how many times we are going to have to endure that kind of scene...one person holds a gun or a knife or whatever to another and *DRAMATIC PAUSE HEAVY BREATHING* then decides not to shoot/slice/stab (sometimes they end up hitting them instead).

*SIDE NOTE - A great youtube movie compilation video would have all those kinds of scenes from every movie and TV show and that would be the best compilation ever. It would get over a million hits!!  I wonder if it exists?

So, then the Sheriff becomes a bit of a leader, of course, after he redeems himself by taking out a white racist hick bully. The racist hick bully (RHB) is SO overtly racist and hicky that you just want one of them to shoot him. The RHB starts a fight with the black guy and says the N-word. Then punches fly! I think there is at least one of those "I'm going to kill you, I'm not going to kill you" (IGTKYINGTKY) moments and then the RHB is handcuffed to a pipe by the Sheriff. The black guy stays with the RHB while the others (Sheriff, asian guy, black woman, white woman, latino man) set off to find a way to some trucks at a construction site. Since the zombies can smell their living flesh, they decide to slather themselves in zombie guts (careful don't get any zombie blood on your skin as I wail on this corpse with an axe). So there is a great scene where the sheriff and the asian guy make it to the truck (almost ruined by the fact that the writers decide to make it rain at the precise moment they are surrounded by zombies sniffing at them, because yeah, the scene needs more drama, not!) and hotwire a sports car. They race back and rescue the others.
OH! About that. The WORST most frustrating scene. The black guy is up with the RHB on the roof, remember? The RHB tries to convince him, whom he called the N-word, to let him go. The black guy has the key to the cuffs. The others come up to the roof and tell the black guy to hurry, their ride is here. But black guy has a conscience. Black guy goes back for the RHB...but oops he trips on a bag containing a hacksaw (conveniently noticed by RHB in an earlier scene) and he falls to the ground (along with the hacksaw) and the key goes up in the air and lands into a small 2 inch hole in the roof. What bad luck for RHB!! So black guy says oh well (despite knowing about the hacksaw from an earlier scene as well) and leaves. RHB is pissed and yells that they are all going to hell and the viewer is left to think...
FUCK YOU WRITERS!!!!
Why do they think we are so stupid? Is the RHB NOT going to somehow get the hacksaw and free himself and exact revenge on these characters later? Perhaps when the group gets back to their camp (that's another story where the sheriff's wife and son are in a camp and now the wife is fucking her husband's former deputy or something, who is obviously an asshole) they will find the brother of the RHB, who of course attacks the sheriff and YES there is another IGTKYINGTKY moment. I really hate when such manipulation happens. Write the scenes in a genuine way and the viewers will go along with it. Zombies are the underlying and constant threat, build around it. But don't be lazy and expect your viewer to just go along with nonsense. I believe more in their zombies than in their living right now. I'll give them another shot or two, but if people keep making stupid decisions, I'm going think that either Georgians are real idiots, or AMC let some lazy writers ruin a great (if completely unoriginal) premise.

Ellen & Gianni Talks - NEW SHOW

LIVE (recorded) FROM THE KITCHEN TABLE...It's Ellen and Gianni Talks!
This is show # 10, but others are available at http://ellenandgiannitalks.libsyn.com/webpage






Have a listen!

Unemployed musings - Part 1: A list

-Watching TV is easy
-I'm tired so I'll sleep
-Oh, I'll click on that too
-What else is there to eat?
-TV is mostly sucky
-I'll just watch HGTV
-Should I shower?
-I could walk to the store
-How did it get to be 6pm already?
-Tomorrow, another day after this one

I love Tim Gunn!!!

It Gets Better Project on Youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/user/itgetsbetterproject#p/f/3/9GGAgtq_rQc

Dan Savage about "It Gets Better Project"

Sock du jour - Jacques

 

JACQUES - created by Mei Moy

Species: Sock Doll 

Background: Brown, gray, argyle, blue (monkey) socks, thread, stuffing, buttons 

Personality traits: Giving, slightly agoraphobic, picky, jumpy, stylish, practical 

Likes: Sea cows, bubbles, Renaissance paintings, marimbas, bicycles, pain au chocolat, thoughtful quotations, laughing, silence 

Dislikes: Crying, waiting, slow people, black gum spots on sidewalks, crowds, brussel sprouts, cul-de-sacs, loud commercial interruptions 

Statement of Philosophy: Freedom is nice, but I'd like people to behave themselves and show some respect.

Colbert's brilliant DADT alternative

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God Loves Poetry

Love this site...something good from something so bad!

poor Mega churches

These desperate Christianist activists think that "separation of church and state" amounts to discrimination against Christians, and gay rights equals anti-Christianity.

I do think that Christians feel they are being attacked. They are scared. Their hold on society is being questioned and people are no longer willing to live by their hateful definitions. Family, human nature, love, and hate are being defined not to the detriment of Christians and their values, but to actually reflect reality. It is a shame that their Christian truth can't be closer to reality.

Gay people are not fighting against Christians, but Christians are fighting against gay people. Some of my gayest friends are Christian!

RIP Mr. Barefield - Math does matter!

My High School algebra teacher passed away recently. I sucked at math and really only had a slight interest in geometry, but I will say that Mr. Barefield really cared about the fact that I was so dreadful a student. He wanted me to succeed, both times I took his beginning Algebra class! I wish I had cared more. I'll always remember him fondly!

Bishop Long and not admitting wrong

This is why I am doing this blog. Innocent until proven guilty, yes, but this is a perfect example of what has happened with any of these types of religious leaders. This man is given money and adoration for "speaking God's word" to "his" people. That act in and of itself is absurd. No one can speak for God, and no book has God's words. God should not be exploited and used to gain money, power, fame, hate, love or anything. Bishop Long has proven lies can be exposed. And God cannot help you because words and prayer and power and money are not God. Men and women are not God and cannot speak for God. When God shows itself/herself/himself then let that be your "judgement day". So Bishop Long will have to be judged by mere mortals for now. At least they are American mortals, he'd be toast if he was an Imam.

There's something about these movies

Movies I'll always watch when they come on TV:
-Shawshank Redemption
-Jaws
-The Shining
-Amelie
-There's Something About Mary
-You've Got Mail
-Die Hard

Last Dr. appointment until insurance runs out

Visited Mercy Hospital today - actually one of their satellite offices - and they had "Mercy Mercy Mercy Mercy" printed on the glass doors. So I had "Mercy Mercy, Me" in my head and that brutal childhood arm wrestling game for which one cries "Mercy"! I was good at the game. I ignored the crosses hanging all over the place.

I have to shop around for new insurance...fucks! Got laid off and I snuck in one last check-up visit with an entirely new doctor. He was nice. I have sciatica (sing it to this song), which is not a show on Syfy nor a division of Scientology. It is a chronic pain in my ass!! But it is scary because it is a symptom of a yet undiagnosed other problem! So, now I am my own pain in my ass thanks to my sciatic nerve. When someone bugs me I'll just say "Boy, she's really getting on my sciatic nerve" because literally she probably is contributing to the pain in my ass. It is worst in the mornings. Probably because my bed is pot-holed stale marshmallow.

I can't get the spousal plan because I can't get married to my gf...oh mercy me! A friend called today, also laid off (from the same place) and he mentioned in his voice mail that he was "happy" that he got an extra $75 a week for unemployment because he could claim his wife as a dependent. Oh, fucking thanks man, rub it in! I could have a wife by now! I wish I could be happy and claim her as a dependent - if only I lived somewhere where my pursuit of happiness didn't end at the gates of some religious marriage country club.