I'm stealing words from tweets by famous people...Whatever tweet is the latest tweet on the day I visit their twitter accounts...names credited below.
here's my first poem (David Lynch, Louis C.K., John Hodgman, Osama Bin Laden, Steve Martin, Mark Twain):
Dear Twitter Friends, if u can
I didn't have twitter then.
I was busy being hung by my ankles
Asking to see the President's birth certificate,
ace-high flush against my three queens.
more of a stranger than fiction.
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
My dilemma/to do list
-Update the blog with the dilemma/to do list
-Get a job
-Get health insurance for my partner and I
-Get civilly unionized
-Get my partner knocked up
-Learn to play the guitar
Check, on the first one...
-Get a job
-Get health insurance for my partner and I
-Get civilly unionized
-Get my partner knocked up
-Learn to play the guitar
Check, on the first one...
Monday, April 25, 2011
My ideas are a big ball of tangled christmas lights
Must...untangle...
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| As illustrated in this rights managed stock photo of a ball of Christmas lights |
I mix up these bald white guys all the time!
Do we even need to distinguish anymore?
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| Karl Rove - Former Bush Chief of Staff and Republican puppeteer |
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| Larry Craig - Former U.S. Senator from Idaho, men's washroom sex seeker |
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| Bill Donahue - President, Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights, funny in and of itself |
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Tina Fey is my hero!
I happen to hate awards shows. I think something happens to me when I see someone who is an actor actually get up and be themselves in front of people. I get uncomfortable because I do not want to see them fail to be charming or funny or, most importantly, INTERESTING. Talk shows are similar but at least they help actors out by having funny or interesting stories set up beforehand. With award shows, actors (especially if they win awards) are vulnerable and therefore, I have HUGE EXPECTATIONS. If you see an actor enough and they have longevity and a reputation for always being charming and interesting (like Tom Hanks or Tina Fey) it is much better, but ultimately, I just can't take the possibility of cringing at who they really are. I don't want the person behind the actor to ruin the actor for me. I think being naturally witty and funny in real life helps actors A LOT. When they are charming, tell a good story, hold your attention...you know they deserve to be doing what they are doing. When someone is actually drab, boring, nervous, too self-absorbed, then I think: how are you an actor? Isn't it your job to keep up appearances?
So, on to Tina Fey.
She is always funny, and interesting, and she is never cringe-worthy in a bad way. She is genuinely funny, and always trying to be thoughtful. She doesn't build herself up so much that she can't be non-funny. She is not the greatest actress, but she sticks to what she is good at, which is smart. And she's always smart, even when she is low-brow. She is approachable but also deserves this high comedic honor. I just love her!
Here is her brilliant speech receiving the Mark Twain Prize for Comedy:
So, on to Tina Fey.
She is always funny, and interesting, and she is never cringe-worthy in a bad way. She is genuinely funny, and always trying to be thoughtful. She doesn't build herself up so much that she can't be non-funny. She is not the greatest actress, but she sticks to what she is good at, which is smart. And she's always smart, even when she is low-brow. She is approachable but also deserves this high comedic honor. I just love her!
Here is her brilliant speech receiving the Mark Twain Prize for Comedy:
Watch the full episode. See more Mark Twain Prize.
Monday, November 8, 2010
Family Research Council Web survey
This is what I wrote on the FAMILY RESEARCH COUNCIL website survey in answer to this question:
Off the top of your head, what comes to mind when you think of the Family Research Council?
"The notion of family in the true sense of the word, which is about love, respect, growing old together, raising children (or not), is absent from this group. The idea of research is misleading because there is no research happening, and actual research is ignored. A council that promotes hate, violence and false ideas from the bible has no place in a decent society. When there is a lot of money to be made on this hate and violence, it is difficult to give it up, isn't it? When love prevails, you can find yourself a little bit short on revenue, won't you? Get out of other people's bedrooms and realize that LIKE SLAVERY in BOTH the old and new testaments, a false idea can breed racism and also HUGE BUSINESS...and the idea that human lives are linked with people's livelihoods makes it difficult to admit wrong. The overwhelming by-product of the bible's slavery business was racism. When slavery was abolished and condemned DESPITE it being condoned in the bible, it took years to confront racism head-on. When WHEN homosexuality is finally accepted as NOT THAT BIG A DEAL the bible will once again be deemed wrong on yet another hateful business, then the Family Research Council will be no more. And real families - anyone who loves, respects and carries each other through life until death - can pursue happiness together without limits and hateful "councils" working against them."
Off the top of your head, what comes to mind when you think of the Family Research Council?
"The notion of family in the true sense of the word, which is about love, respect, growing old together, raising children (or not), is absent from this group. The idea of research is misleading because there is no research happening, and actual research is ignored. A council that promotes hate, violence and false ideas from the bible has no place in a decent society. When there is a lot of money to be made on this hate and violence, it is difficult to give it up, isn't it? When love prevails, you can find yourself a little bit short on revenue, won't you? Get out of other people's bedrooms and realize that LIKE SLAVERY in BOTH the old and new testaments, a false idea can breed racism and also HUGE BUSINESS...and the idea that human lives are linked with people's livelihoods makes it difficult to admit wrong. The overwhelming by-product of the bible's slavery business was racism. When slavery was abolished and condemned DESPITE it being condoned in the bible, it took years to confront racism head-on. When WHEN homosexuality is finally accepted as NOT THAT BIG A DEAL the bible will once again be deemed wrong on yet another hateful business, then the Family Research Council will be no more. And real families - anyone who loves, respects and carries each other through life until death - can pursue happiness together without limits and hateful "councils" working against them."
Thoughts on AMC's The Walking Dead
The Walking Dead
Spoiler Review
I LOVED the first episode. It was well-made and genuinely freaky. The second episode was exciting but I have a few major problems. The premise of the show is zombies want to eat the living, pretty simple concept. And the viewer is meant to go along with the living, cheering them on whenever the dead come to eat them. This is not something you need to pump up with needless plot devices. Let the concept BE! We are sufficiently puckered up as a given with the zombies, and that's enough! I am so sick of writers adding elements that they think add drama. They don't add drama, they add frustration. Here's what happened.
Some plot frustrations from episodes 1 and 2 are in bold: One of the main characters is a white sheriff, who was shot and in the hospital when the zombies took over the world. He wakes up (I can tell you what the show is by naming 2 movies: The Mist meets 28 Days Later) and finds that zombies now walk the streets, craving flesh. He is dumbfounded and freaked, but kind of reacts like this isn't such a surprise. Anyway, he goes home to find his wife and daughter missing. But then he figures they fled. He meets a black father and his son who are hold up in a house, hiding from the zombies. They fight some off, but the zombies are attracted to noise, so gunshots only draw more to them. Oops! Finally they make it to the sheriff's office where the sheriff stock-piles all the weapons and sets off to find people in the big city (Atlanta). The father and son tell him that there is a safe camp there, perhaps. So Sheriff sets off with all these weapons and the father and son stay behind (Why? I didn't understand why). First off, there are no silencers in the sheriff's department? None? Okay, fine. So he drives and then in the city of course he is chased by thousands of zombies it seems and he hides in a tank. The army no longer exists, I guess, because no one in the army leaves a tank behind on purpose. So in the tank someone comes over the radio. Sheriff listens to the guy on the other end and makes a run for it. The fact that he didn't think to try to drive the tank is really annoying. Sheriff makes it to the other guy, an asian guy, all while shooting lots of loud bullets into zombie heads. When he gets into a building he meets up with other people who are angry for him creating all this zombie attention towards them. One white woman holds a gun to his head (he's wearing his sheriff's outfit) as if she is going to kill a living person. Are you serious? The zombies want to kill everyone, take one of them out instead if you are going to fire a loud bullet. Of course, she decides not to shoot him in the face. I don't know how many times we are going to have to endure that kind of scene...one person holds a gun or a knife or whatever to another and *DRAMATIC PAUSE HEAVY BREATHING* then decides not to shoot/slice/stab (sometimes they end up hitting them instead).
*SIDE NOTE - A great youtube movie compilation video would have all those kinds of scenes from every movie and TV show and that would be the best compilation ever. It would get over a million hits!! I wonder if it exists?
So, then the Sheriff becomes a bit of a leader, of course, after he redeems himself by taking out a white racist hick bully. The racist hick bully (RHB) is SO overtly racist and hicky that you just want one of them to shoot him. The RHB starts a fight with the black guy and says the N-word. Then punches fly! I think there is at least one of those "I'm going to kill you, I'm not going to kill you" (IGTKYINGTKY) moments and then the RHB is handcuffed to a pipe by the Sheriff. The black guy stays with the RHB while the others (Sheriff, asian guy, black woman, white woman, latino man) set off to find a way to some trucks at a construction site. Since the zombies can smell their living flesh, they decide to slather themselves in zombie guts (careful don't get any zombie blood on your skin as I wail on this corpse with an axe). So there is a great scene where the sheriff and the asian guy make it to the truck (almost ruined by the fact that the writers decide to make it rain at the precise moment they are surrounded by zombies sniffing at them, because yeah, the scene needs more drama, not!) and hotwire a sports car. They race back and rescue the others.
OH! About that. The WORST most frustrating scene. The black guy is up with the RHB on the roof, remember? The RHB tries to convince him, whom he called the N-word, to let him go. The black guy has the key to the cuffs. The others come up to the roof and tell the black guy to hurry, their ride is here. But black guy has a conscience. Black guy goes back for the RHB...but oops he trips on a bag containing a hacksaw (conveniently noticed by RHB in an earlier scene) and he falls to the ground (along with the hacksaw) and the key goes up in the air and lands into a small 2 inch hole in the roof. What bad luck for RHB!! So black guy says oh well (despite knowing about the hacksaw from an earlier scene as well) and leaves. RHB is pissed and yells that they are all going to hell and the viewer is left to think...
FUCK YOU WRITERS!!!!
Why do they think we are so stupid? Is the RHB NOT going to somehow get the hacksaw and free himself and exact revenge on these characters later? Perhaps when the group gets back to their camp (that's another story where the sheriff's wife and son are in a camp and now the wife is fucking her husband's former deputy or something, who is obviously an asshole) they will find the brother of the RHB, who of course attacks the sheriff and YES there is another IGTKYINGTKY moment. I really hate when such manipulation happens. Write the scenes in a genuine way and the viewers will go along with it. Zombies are the underlying and constant threat, build around it. But don't be lazy and expect your viewer to just go along with nonsense. I believe more in their zombies than in their living right now. I'll give them another shot or two, but if people keep making stupid decisions, I'm going think that either Georgians are real idiots, or AMC let some lazy writers ruin a great (if completely unoriginal) premise.
Spoiler Review
I LOVED the first episode. It was well-made and genuinely freaky. The second episode was exciting but I have a few major problems. The premise of the show is zombies want to eat the living, pretty simple concept. And the viewer is meant to go along with the living, cheering them on whenever the dead come to eat them. This is not something you need to pump up with needless plot devices. Let the concept BE! We are sufficiently puckered up as a given with the zombies, and that's enough! I am so sick of writers adding elements that they think add drama. They don't add drama, they add frustration. Here's what happened.
Some plot frustrations from episodes 1 and 2 are in bold: One of the main characters is a white sheriff, who was shot and in the hospital when the zombies took over the world. He wakes up (I can tell you what the show is by naming 2 movies: The Mist meets 28 Days Later) and finds that zombies now walk the streets, craving flesh. He is dumbfounded and freaked, but kind of reacts like this isn't such a surprise. Anyway, he goes home to find his wife and daughter missing. But then he figures they fled. He meets a black father and his son who are hold up in a house, hiding from the zombies. They fight some off, but the zombies are attracted to noise, so gunshots only draw more to them. Oops! Finally they make it to the sheriff's office where the sheriff stock-piles all the weapons and sets off to find people in the big city (Atlanta). The father and son tell him that there is a safe camp there, perhaps. So Sheriff sets off with all these weapons and the father and son stay behind (Why? I didn't understand why). First off, there are no silencers in the sheriff's department? None? Okay, fine. So he drives and then in the city of course he is chased by thousands of zombies it seems and he hides in a tank. The army no longer exists, I guess, because no one in the army leaves a tank behind on purpose. So in the tank someone comes over the radio. Sheriff listens to the guy on the other end and makes a run for it. The fact that he didn't think to try to drive the tank is really annoying. Sheriff makes it to the other guy, an asian guy, all while shooting lots of loud bullets into zombie heads. When he gets into a building he meets up with other people who are angry for him creating all this zombie attention towards them. One white woman holds a gun to his head (he's wearing his sheriff's outfit) as if she is going to kill a living person. Are you serious? The zombies want to kill everyone, take one of them out instead if you are going to fire a loud bullet. Of course, she decides not to shoot him in the face. I don't know how many times we are going to have to endure that kind of scene...one person holds a gun or a knife or whatever to another and *DRAMATIC PAUSE HEAVY BREATHING* then decides not to shoot/slice/stab (sometimes they end up hitting them instead).
*SIDE NOTE - A great youtube movie compilation video would have all those kinds of scenes from every movie and TV show and that would be the best compilation ever. It would get over a million hits!! I wonder if it exists?
So, then the Sheriff becomes a bit of a leader, of course, after he redeems himself by taking out a white racist hick bully. The racist hick bully (RHB) is SO overtly racist and hicky that you just want one of them to shoot him. The RHB starts a fight with the black guy and says the N-word. Then punches fly! I think there is at least one of those "I'm going to kill you, I'm not going to kill you" (IGTKYINGTKY) moments and then the RHB is handcuffed to a pipe by the Sheriff. The black guy stays with the RHB while the others (Sheriff, asian guy, black woman, white woman, latino man) set off to find a way to some trucks at a construction site. Since the zombies can smell their living flesh, they decide to slather themselves in zombie guts (careful don't get any zombie blood on your skin as I wail on this corpse with an axe). So there is a great scene where the sheriff and the asian guy make it to the truck (almost ruined by the fact that the writers decide to make it rain at the precise moment they are surrounded by zombies sniffing at them, because yeah, the scene needs more drama, not!) and hotwire a sports car. They race back and rescue the others.
OH! About that. The WORST most frustrating scene. The black guy is up with the RHB on the roof, remember? The RHB tries to convince him, whom he called the N-word, to let him go. The black guy has the key to the cuffs. The others come up to the roof and tell the black guy to hurry, their ride is here. But black guy has a conscience. Black guy goes back for the RHB...but oops he trips on a bag containing a hacksaw (conveniently noticed by RHB in an earlier scene) and he falls to the ground (along with the hacksaw) and the key goes up in the air and lands into a small 2 inch hole in the roof. What bad luck for RHB!! So black guy says oh well (despite knowing about the hacksaw from an earlier scene as well) and leaves. RHB is pissed and yells that they are all going to hell and the viewer is left to think...
FUCK YOU WRITERS!!!!
Why do they think we are so stupid? Is the RHB NOT going to somehow get the hacksaw and free himself and exact revenge on these characters later? Perhaps when the group gets back to their camp (that's another story where the sheriff's wife and son are in a camp and now the wife is fucking her husband's former deputy or something, who is obviously an asshole) they will find the brother of the RHB, who of course attacks the sheriff and YES there is another IGTKYINGTKY moment. I really hate when such manipulation happens. Write the scenes in a genuine way and the viewers will go along with it. Zombies are the underlying and constant threat, build around it. But don't be lazy and expect your viewer to just go along with nonsense. I believe more in their zombies than in their living right now. I'll give them another shot or two, but if people keep making stupid decisions, I'm going think that either Georgians are real idiots, or AMC let some lazy writers ruin a great (if completely unoriginal) premise.
Friday, November 5, 2010
Ellen & Gianni Talks - NEW SHOW
LIVE (recorded) FROM THE KITCHEN TABLE...It's Ellen and Gianni Talks!
This is show # 10, but others are available at http://ellenandgiannitalks.libsyn.com/webpage
Have a listen!
This is show # 10, but others are available at http://ellenandgiannitalks.libsyn.com/webpage
Have a listen!
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Unemployed musings - Part 1: A list
-Watching TV is easy
-I'm tired so I'll sleep
-Oh, I'll click on that too
-What else is there to eat?
-TV is mostly sucky
-I'll just watch HGTV
-Should I shower?
-I could walk to the store
-How did it get to be 6pm already?
-Tomorrow, another day after this one
-I'm tired so I'll sleep
-Oh, I'll click on that too
-What else is there to eat?
-TV is mostly sucky
-I'll just watch HGTV
-Should I shower?
-I could walk to the store
-How did it get to be 6pm already?
-Tomorrow, another day after this one
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